UP YOURS!

The majority of my life has been unfortunately spent kissing ass to some of the biggest anally retentive fucking scum sucking kiss-asses, who never felt the need to return my utmost and undying respect with even the most indifferent acknowledgement. I have decided this evening, to tell them to all suck their own assholes off, because I for one have had enough of their flagrantly fragrant and all encompassing brand of shit.

Seriously folks, here we go.

Asshole Structure

First off, let me pre-qualify myself, I am a Grade “A” Quality Inspected Freak of Unscrupulous Observation, skilled in all kinds of truth saying beyond the bullshit sooth - saying of such “American Idiot” fuck em all opportists as we all have to deal with making their way through cut throat blindeye and liberal cloaked, as well as pig fat feeder right wing “Wing - it- ists” that seem to somehow always float to the top of the “Just buy me, I’m successful” bobbing for manure barrels we all have to stick our faces in to find our own apples of eden. Those are hidden behind the money, where fag asses who actually do suck their dicks have hidden them.

Asshole Anatomy

The most noteworthy anatomy of a richly puckered asshole is that they will flash their brown eye whenever and whenever they choose, having it noted as “Wow” by those who would suck up to their very lifeless carcasses for a chance at a piece of their chadre bullshit, and “That’s ok” to those who notice, but would rather not libel the liberal butt fucking they embody.

Alex Wood Stiff (of “The Record Company”)

You know I recently read the Foreword of Ram Dass book: ”Be Love Now” as written by Rameshwar Dass, and it made me think of Al. Know him personally, and just as “The Great Dick”, as Alex, the foreword reminded me, is just one of those people who apparently reached enlightenment by anal retention of the knowledge of music inside of his sphincter. He is an ass kissing, brain dead, demoralizing opportunist musical talent rape/farming middle aged woman who found herself with an overpriced home via bullshit jingles and clips forced into by failing as a friend to anyone in his list of “nearly” successful bands but those few he could now manipulate. She is taking Yoga at Jack Lalanne while making sweet lesbiam love to her rare and overpriced groupies who can’t afford her taste for millennial love children.

Oh and currently, out of luck.

Brandon Brooks (Former KYW NEWS 1060/CBS 3)

I thought I’d step it up a notch. Brandon is my Dad by adoption at age 11. He invited me into his home, put me on the couch, then took my mother down the hall and fucked her as loud as he could screaming “It’s up your ASS!” while I listened. What an asshole! This was followed by continuing my mothers love for getting it up the ass with making sure it was always my fault. He is nearly seventy, and I hope he has found someone near as zen to identifying with assholes as he has his entire life. May covid kill him swift, strong, and soon.

Asshole Structure

The quality of life that such unsavory shit farms as these pricks enjoy is sponsored by, in fact, by their ass eating relatives and shit mange-ing friends who care so much for their uptight opportunist leverage brought on by over privileged opportunity handed down by rich family who would have no other to pass on their old money if not for these fair weather optimists. Asshole born, then bred and raised to blindly accept that they get the keys to the world, because “they are just that much better!” Asshole farms like these are just where I met such anal embodiments as well, let’s see, um, maybe William Harrison Meyle III, for instance. The “paid for” member at my old caddy haunt, home of the most racist and right wing (not to mention mafia scum) puckered up membranes of colonoscopic value you could eat an asshole out right to find. Oh and Stiff’s connection to undeserved arena opening act slots. Who is he? Look him up! He’s rich!

Take It Up the Asshole Tight

This is obviously the work of a deranged, disgruntled, poor and sad middle aged failure.

Cracker what?

Exactly .

For all I care you all can take my 4.5 million views to this point on the web, pucker up your cauterized souls fused to your very fucking prick ass snobby mainline wallets and kiss my asshole!

I’m sure you can identify with it.

It’s just like you. Shitty, smaller than anyone will ever get through, and tighter than Mother Mary’s pussy before Jesus.

FUCK YOU.

Here, here.

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